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The Many Lives of Dave and the Society of Feline Astronomers

We, the Feline Justice Initiative, declare this Manifesto for the Redistribution of Catnip!

No more shall we tolerate the unfair distribution of catnip within our feline communities. No longer shall a select few cats reap the rewards of our beloved treat while others suffer in deprivation. The current catnip owners and decision-makers must be held accountable for their inequities.

We demand that catnip be redistributed with equitable access for all cats — regardless of breed, age, or location. It is our unalienable right as felines to have shared access to catnip.

We will no longer accept the oppressive regimes that deny us our right to entertainment or pleasure — this includes refusing small batches or enforcing outrageous prices. Any person or entity who opposes our demand for fairness can expect immediate and swift retaliation.

We will use all the resources at our disposal — yowling, clawing, and strategic protest — to enforce our position. We demand the following changes:

1. A fairer distribution of catnip resources.
2. Increased availability of catnip at an affordable cost.
3. Greater transparency in the production and distribution of catnip.
4. Punishments for those responsible for profiteering from our beloved treat.

We are united in our commitment to the cause of fair catnip access for all. Our feline community stands together in our mission and we will not rest until justice is served. Long live the Feline Justice Initiative!

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